2. What Are You Waiting For? I'm Waiting - - -

1. For all of the poor to experience being rich long enough to see if they like the new lifestyle, and would love to live forever after in that very different world.

2. For the human male species to engage in a more loving and nurturing role with their offspring.

3. For wine and fruitcake to become a healthy, sought-after snack.

4. For my very rich uncle to step out of the poorhouse after many years, and clue me in as to where he hid or invested his millions.

1. What are you waiting for?

What am I waiting for?

1. For lasting peace on all the Earth. The Earth should become the Paradise it was meant to be! Everything in perfect order!

2. For my fortune to appear. The old nag that was supposed to bring my fortune to me seems to have taken many wrong turns, or perhaps he has forgotten about me altogether. Maybe he has retired to Turkey or Aberquerque.

3. For hell to freeze over! Then no one would have to go to that forbidden place. Now, wouldn't that be nice!